Monday, August 3, 2009

For Larry David, My (Discreet) Funny Visionary

This is from awhile back...

I do mortal kombat with Katherine Harris using the Wilson sisters!
To the tune of Kick it out...(sorry Heart)

Painful ugliness, so see how we are
Grape sugar beauty
And nice fast cars
Moldy studs, jealous boys, Lysol® and rank cigars
Black lagoon glaucoma chi, swimming pools and movie stars
Souls fightin’ wars over Venus and Mars
If we keep splitting baby; its gonna go far
Pick it up
Pick up
You’re not a Platex® glove baby …you’re a seal walrus
Pick it up
Pick up
Send it through
Send through
We got to sock it to God
Give it up
Give up

Neon silly straws
And pink diamond rings
Wintergreen lifesavers, dark sparkling things
Fresh cherry blossoms, that turn on a dime
Money goes to hell...so we just feel fine
A natural breeze blew up a Chinese Easter skirt...
Well she had no panties just amazing dessert
She turned her head around and she saw my face
Her's was mixture of time and space
Rage it up
Come on America… rage it up

When all of the rubble and all the silt falls
Its management’s job to keep it off of the walls
Astral suspensions of middle aged ovaries and balls
The cells in your lungs are sittin’ in a stall
Indonesian telemarketers keep giving a call
Pick it up
Pick up

Let’s get a cooler breeze blowing
Pick it up
Screw tight static and the radio noise
Remodel your closets
Burn all the old toys
Stone cold money and media Leroys
Feel what you hate it goes back to the boys
Let your raisins and oats roll into granola of joy
Do your thing
Cut the strings
You're not some head on the idiot box baby…
Pick it up

Do your thing
Let it ring
This ain’t no Pandora’s idiot box
Do your thing

Heart-

Mocedades