The Scientist(a musical)

The Scientist

Places(every one)

From the past

To the future

To the present

To the now

From the past

To the present

To the now

From the past

To the future

To the present

To the now

From the past

To the present

To the future

To the now

From the past

To the present

To the now

From the past

To the future

To the present

To the now

The future

Is looking better

For the cow

Inklings

Have you ever heard of the inkling?

Have you ever heard of the thoughts?

Have you ever heard of the mudling?

What happens when the worm goes squat?

Have you ever started to wonder

If there’s something that you might have forgot?

Have concern

‘Cause it’s the worm

That talks trough anyone

Who’ll let it have a turn.

Just remember this my friends

When you’re talking to a worm

He doesn’t have a brain at all

So not to be concerned

He might just say the strangest things

To try to get your goat

Just turn away

Say "not today…

You don’t know how to play"

Have you ever heard of the inkling?

Have you ever heard of the thoughts?

Have you ever heard of the mudling?

What happens when the worm goes squat?

Have you ever started to wonder

If there’s something that you might have forgot?

My Body Elemental

Usa is my body elemental

Usa is my muse

Usa is my Geni

My trainer

My helper

And my priest

Of that

In my life

That is important

Usa

Is none the least

Usa is my body elemental

Usa is my friend

My playmate

And my liege

Sweetness

My body is my temple elemental

That works

By me sweet and by me charm

My body is my temple elemental

An elemental temple

So it can never bring me harm

I’m me sweetness

You’re me sweetness

In me ein me home

I’m me sweetness

You’re me sweetness

I never feel alone

Hershies kisses

Your so pretty

Makes me like to shop

You’re so sweetness

You’re my candy

You’re my lemon drop

You’re so nice

Yor’re my orange slice

You’re my cherry sour

So don’t get lost

You’re not forgot

You’re my honey pot

I like me sweet me candy

I eat a couple now

My pains go bye

So I can try

To feel so really good

To work and play

Throughout my day

And make the most of food

I like to sleep

I like to eat

I like to drink a beer

I like me smoke

To tell a joke

And hear one in my ear

And then I work and fix what’s broke

And then I cook a meal

I make some juice to spice me foods

To help my body heal

And then I dance and then I play

‘Cause all my work is done

And then I smile

Enjoy me while

I really have some fun

I rise I make me coffee

And then I drink me juice

And then I do some work things

Before I eat my food

In the morning I squat and press and stretch

And then kick my legs about

So I can walk around

So charm me

Charm em

Nice me

Sweet me

And then I do some things

Charm me

Nice me

Harm me hardly

The elementals sing

We make you presents

In the present

Natures’ life

Is happening

In every living thing

Nice girls(it’s all coming down now)

We are sweet and nice girls

We have charm and curl

We are sweet and nice girls

Watch us knit and pearl

Rabbit hair

Rabbit hair

We are girls

With rabbit hair

Rabbit hair

Rabbit hair

Watch us

Hop and tear

We cross our ankles

Cross our feet

We cross our legs

To make them sweet

It’s all coming down now

It’s all coming down now

It’s all coming down now everywhere

It’s all coming down now

It’s all coming down now

It’s all coming down now

It’s all coming down now everywhere

You can keep it

You can keep it

I don’t want it

At this time I’m doing fine

Seconds ticking

No one’s listing

What’s become of human kind?

If you want it

You can take it

I won’t say its mine

You can take it

I don’t hate it

And I’m feeling kind

Pat your pillow

Make it mellow

Get it sorted out

Your head needs comfort

From the cumber

Then you’ll lose all doubt

Ah ni ah ni awni

Ah ni ah ni awn ni

Ah ni an ni yeah

Ah ni ah ni awni

Ah ni ani yeah

Ah ni ah ni awni

Ah ni ah ni awni ah

Ah ni ah ni ani

Ah ni ah ni anwni yeah

Etrnael Salvalhaulestracheon(can be yurz)

I hope you understand

I hope you’re feeling well

Our lives can be much longer

And we can live to tell

Our RNA

And DNA

Have something of an enzyme

That acts to replicate

Precisely in it’s time

But our morphic fields

They change you know

As behavior goes it’s way

And this can be a healthy thing

Or this can be decay

It smells like poop

And rotten soup

But keeps you healing fine

So when you have to do your work

Don’t feel like it’s a mess

Make some art

Don’t hold your fart

And you’ll be fine in time

Now and Then(the candy bar that lasts forever)

Now and then

We have some fun

Now and then

We dance around

Now and then

We eat some pie

Now and then

We don’t know why

Now and then

We take a sip

Now and then

We have a smoke

Now and then

We rest awhile

With time to tell a little joke

Now and then

We like to smile

Here Comes the Worm

Bump, bump, bump

Bump, bump, bump, bump

Bump, bump,bump

Bump, bump, bump, bump

Boop, boop, beep

Boop, boop, boop, boop, beep

Bump, bump, bump

Bump, bump, bump, bump

Queef, queef, queef

Fart, fart, fart, fart

Whistle, queef, fart

Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump

Knot and a leaf

Knot and a leaf

Knot and a leaf

A knot and a leaf

Gaglioni Upachuckski

Gaglioni Upachuckski

Is the very model of a man

Gaglioni Upachuckski

Can do what no man can

Someone please

Make room for Gaggy

So that the world

Can understand

Although we are surrounded

By worm holes on all sides

We may reel in laughter

And watch the worm subside

If he comes your way

And this may come to pass

Ask him to flip it on the carpet

Or stick it up his ass

Bo, bo, bo, bo

Not my Geste

Bo, bo

Not my Geste

Change by Resting

Change by changing

Rest by resting

Change by resting

Rest by changing

Change by resting

Rest by changing

Change by changing

Rest by resting

Rest by resting

Rest by changing

Change by changing

Change by resting

Rest by changing

Change by resting

Rest by resting

Change by changing

They’re Schizoprenic

Oh this western culture

Has really gotten weird

From sperm to worm

For quite a term

Our world’s become absurd

First it’s just a spoiled mood

And then it’s all fucked up

It makes me stop to wonder why

A bitch will eat her pup

First its just irrational

Then its ADD

Tell me where the good time’s left

For her and you and me

Then they say you’re crazy

Because you like to make some sense

They call you schizophrenic

And they think the shoe will fit

And if you care

Even just a little bit

You’ll find yourself surrounded by

And in a world of shit

They’re s c h i z o p h r e n i c

They’re s c h i z o p h r e n i c

And I know why

They’re s c h i z o p h r e n i c

They’re s c h i z o p h r e n i c

And now they’re going to die

Shazami has a voodoo doll

Made from their meridians

Things go starting shutting off

And ugliness sets in

Schadenfruede herr dipshit

My fun must now begin

From what you try to do to me

You can not escape

The fate you made

Like bricks you laid

Is stacking up within

Of course you never see this

You’re blind to all around

If you weren’t such

A spoiled ignorant idiot bitch

I think you’d hear a sound

Like that of a fart

In a whirl wind

For that’s all that’s left

Of what God gave you to spend

They’re s c h i z o p h r e n i c

They’re s c h i z o p h r e n i c

And I know why

They’re s c h i z o p h r e n i c

They’re s c h i z o p h r e n i c

And now they’re going to die

Sweeten up

I know that you don’t understand

But let me say to you

That this is not the plan

The way things are

Me curse the stars

And hate to be a man

There’s really too much bitterness

So you must understand

We must work hard

And do our parts

To sweeten up this land

So let’s sweeten baking chocolate

And Velcro® in Japan

Somethings they go this way

Somethings they go that

We wipe our butt

We wind our watch

And this is where its at

Dextro levo everything

Dextro levo everything

Dextro levo everything

Dextro levo everything

March

I thought that I’d come down here

To see if life is fair

I had to speak with providence

To see if time was there

They said to go ahead my guy

The notches seem correct

But by the time I reached twelve years

I saw our mortal heck

So then I said to providence

I know you need respect

But this place is full of evidence

That this world is just a wreck

The right

The wrong

The left

The right

There’s nothing left

But bitter shite

The little boy

He goosed him right

He looked to left

He looked to right

He turned around

Yelled blatherskite!

The world of elementals

Is not so far from man

They work

They play

They have such fun

Its rare

The man that can

They charm

They sweet

They do good work

They like to keep things neat

They never pout

They keep themselves

So free from worms

On that matter they have no doubt

They’re very, very lively

Even when they tire

They sleep some winks

And then me thinks

They’re ready all again

To start the day

And then to play

And look what they have found

People on earth

Have let themselves all down

They talk to worms

They’re not concerned

About what life’s about

The behavior

Of their morphic fields

Is overcome with doubt

Within their own meridians

They become their own voodoo doll

Then they get the sickness

Then they stumble and they fall

All these elementals

Just shake their heads at man

He must really be a dummy

That doesn’t understand

That the humans

Are the final works of God

And are his master plan

That one day higher beings

Can occupy the land

From here to there is A to Z

Where humans

Tend to only see

The false

Choice of dichotomy

A or B

From A to B

Shows the wisdom

Of their mystery

What they need is

Dextro levo everything

Dextro levo everything

Dextro levo everything

Dextro levo everything

Byeco

The party’s over

Bye co

The air is cleaner

Bye co

The dependent’s cleaner

Bye co

The bullshit’s over

Byeco, byeco, byeco,

Byeco, byeco, balls

Byeco, byeco, byeco

Byeco, byeco, byeco, byeco

Byeco Buckyballs

The company has expired

The company has retired

Now its Special T

Where you work

What you do

How you make a living

That’s your Special T

You may have more than one

You may have a few

You can do

What you do

Where you do

What you do

And let it be

Your specialty

The company has been replaced

By the Special T

All your life

Can be your specialty

Make the most

Of what you can

And make the most

Of all you see

Life is just to precious

To waste on company

Magic elemental potato cakes

Super juicy juice

Ham and eggs

Double super

Chicken lipid

Brothy broth

Chickeny, chickeny

Italian chicken fettuccine

With RNAE

(now how about that)

That

Temperance and tolerance

Tolerance and temperance

Have a lot

To do with

What life’s about

Temperance

Ha… tolerance

May

Make you want to laugh

But tolerance

Ah… temperance

What you think of that?

If you have

A wormy

Disposition

Just

Spin it

All around

The elemental

Disposition

Never

Wears a frown

The Scientist

Those of science

Can fix appliance

And do most anything

They use their minds

For humankind

To solve a mystery

They look for something

That can't be seen

By the normal eye

They check out things

Then logic bring

To help

To sort the doubt

They know there is an order

To all the things we see

So what they look for

Is something hidden

That is necessity

Hidden necessities

They look for these

For then they hope to find

The solutions to the puzzles

And the riddles of our time

So they do some testing

Then experiment a bit

Then they draw conclusions

To see if they will fit

Sometimes its just a model

To last a little while

But then sometimes

They say Eureka!

And that’s what makes them smile

So let’s hear it for the scientist

Who finds what’s from beyond

To help us live a better life

And keep us free from harm

While others run around

And wasting all their time

The scientist

Makes sure of all things…

Holding fast to what is fine

When things take place

Its hard to say

What makes them go this way

The scientist does a double take

And finds the truth

While others sleep and lay

So let’s hear it for the scientist

Who finds what’s from beyond

To help us live a better life

And keep us free from harm

So let’s hear it for the scientist

Who finds what’s from beyond

To help us live a better life

And keep us free from harm

Lmntop... (e)l(e)m(e)ntop

Things have

Started happening

On earth

And

All around

Heaven’s

Making changes

And now

We hear

The sound

The alphabet

Is different

The change

Is

To a T

Things

Will

Be much better

For

Us and them

And

You and me

When the T

Was

After the S

Some things

Were

Hard to be

But now

The T

Is

After the N

lmntop

Now we

Interface

With elementals

And we may make God smile

And we

Can get

A lot more done

Smiling

All the while